DON’T HURT THE PLANT
You’ve got to read the front and the back; you’ll find the tastes that you like. I love these vinegar dressings. (Also: another thing, you’ll become so familiar with brand names, there are some––and I can’t mention them––but there are some brand names I like but sometimes you have to spice them up. They’re a little bland.) Hold on, I want to show––NO OIL DRESSING, NO OIL DRESSING, NO OIL DRESSING! Now, you gotta walk right past the whole crouton thing, I’m telling you that right now. Walk right past it.